Dude Wipes for a Cleaner Ass
Let’s be very clear about something: Dude Wipes are baby wipes for grown men. And that, my friends, is a good thing. In the unlikely event that you don’t know what baby wipes are, then here’s the deal: they are moist towelettes that you use to wipe your ass after using the toilet.
Of course this seems like a funny product, but as Howard Stern has said, if he uses just dry paper, he gets skid marks (see below). Stern uses Wet Ones, but if you want a premium product, then Dude Wipes are your answer. They are also great for travel – keep a pack in your bag.
Why use Dude Wipes rather than some wet nap? Here’s why:
- Flushable Wipes, Biodegradable, Septic and Sewer Safe.
- Made in the USA with Solar Energy
- Large Dude Size (48 sq inches)
- Naturally Soothing, Hypoallergenic formula. (Paraben, Alcohol, and Fragrance-Free.)
- For Use After Toilet Paper or Any Other Dude Purpose.